Cars suck....................so does credit

It's so gotdamn hot!

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^^ you ain't lying. It's been over 100 every day for the last week , and we don't have air conditioning in the building I work in . Luckily, my boss is having it installed this week.

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It's so gotdamn hot!

peace.

Subway pisses me off more than any restaurant on the planet not just for having horrible food, mostly for being the absolute KINGS of horrible commercials. Their goal is to make the kind of garbage commercials that are so off the wall stupid that "you remember it", so they make their commercials with stupid 1950s styled jingles, or put dumb ass sounds in the beginning of their ads so you'll get sucked in by looking at your TV to find out what stupid noise that is.

They have seriously stooped to a new low though now. I guess they thought Jarrod was getting too pretty or something because now they hired the ugliest buck toothed kid in America as the face of Subway. He looks like Gary Busy's son or something...

So the commercial starts out with a loud unknown off-camera female shouting "HEY!!!" that echos in the background and then they literally zoom in on this ugly ass kids face for the next 15 seconds, like looking at his horrible over animated face is gonna make me buy their dried out, rotten subs. I am utterly amazed that this guy is the new face of Subway and their shady tactic advertising execs still have a job right now.

I hate this guy so fucking much I might have to make him one of my alternate avatars. I was so blown away by this kids dorky face I just had to take some shots with my pixlr-o-matic app last night,


... So with no further adieu, for your enjoyment and especially mine. Here is the new Subway kid...


(The standard dumbass, wide-eyed, too much coffee pose...)





(A pic for the ladys to hang in your cubicles or bedrooms or tape it inside your gym lockers)





(Not even a mother could love this face)




(SUPASTARRRRRR!!!!!!)





(It's as if the Subway execs looked at a whole bunch of loud annoying people and saw this mugshot and said...)




This guy is gonna be to Subway what Flo is to Progressive, a ghostly pale freak of nature that never dies and gets all up in your grill when you flip on the tube. Makes me want to turn off the TV and read a book every time. Nuff said, done venting.

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