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...she's probably gonna make a song about how she sucked on his little pee pee in the back of his school cafeteria...

LMAO!

If so - I hope there's gonna be a video of the song...LOL







peace.

As many of you already know I'm not just a nerd, I'm a professional nerd too.

Going on Day 2 of the battle of rchecka and Trojan zero.6fiver and a few other of it's clones. Normally, I don't even fuck around with viruses I just destroy the sons a bitches by taking out the hard drive, mounting it to my AV server and scanning it from a linux based system and one of my many antivirus programs.
(When the virus is on a secondary hard drive it's always easier to kill it vs it being on the hard drive you are running Windows on... )
Problem is, this dudes Dell laptop has the a weird-ass configuration. The damn HDD is mounted under the keyboard so I'd have to take the whole damn laptop apart (I say damn a lot when talking about this issue, sorry) just to get on it. I can do that, I take em apart all the time, but for this laptop it is tedious steady-handed work and could take hours and I don't charge enough for that to be worth doing.

The damn thing is anticipating my every move, when I remove it with one AV it scoffs at me and reboots the system just to be a total dick! Now I'm sitting here in safe-mode wishing I would have taken it apart a long time ago. Meanwhile it's laughing at my attempt to remove it, it had clones of itself that shut off my antivirus and then it duplicates the clones that somehow are smarter than the various AV programs. I REFUSE to believe that there is this man-made program out there that is smarter than I am, I will win in the end, it's just a matter of time... But it is WASTING my time!

So if this next step doesn't destroy it I can bite the bullet and take the whole laptop apart just to get at the HDD then put it all back together again or move the dudes stuff to an external hard drive and rebuild Windows from scratch, either way will take me an entire work day. FUCK DAT!

These postal people that make these things make me a lot of money, but they don't always make it easy money.
I forgot to mention, this laptop belongs to the president of a large website company who's ass needs to be kissed cuz if I get this done right AND quickly, I'll get lots of future business.

So incidentally I got up super early and here I sit waiting for another scan to complete.

at least it's Friday.

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As many of you already know I'm not just a nerd, I'm a professional nerd too.

Yes, we know this.....LOL

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Going on Day 2 of the battle of rchecka and Trojan zero.6fiver and a few other of it's clones. Normally, I don't even fuck around with viruses I just destroy the sons a bitches by taking out the hard drive, mounting it to my AV server and scanning it from a linux based system and one of my many antivirus programs.

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peace.

I'm nowhere near versed in the subject outside of the basic knowledge that almost everyone
has about viruses and defeating them.I am though as dedicated to football just as much as I am records.That is why I am on my third wife (haha).That said, you mentioned something that jumped completely off the page at me.You said...

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The damn thing is anticipating my every move, when I remove it with one AV it scoffs at me and reboots the system just to be a total dick! Now I'm sitting here in safe-mode wishing I would have taken it apart a long time ago. Meanwhile it's laughing at my attempt to remove it, it had clones of itself that shut off my antivirus and then it duplicates the clones that somehow are smarter than the various AV programs.

Well,it sounds like your going up against the Bears Defensive Coordinator
and he has successfully taken away your deep ball using Nickel and Dime coverages,
but on First and Second downs!I say maybe you can try you reverse the thinking by

1.Play Action -Create something diversionary that you know it's going to go after,then back door a powerful clean up.
2. Use 4 or 5 receivers-Launch something in so much volume at once in a speed that the virus will not be able to replecate as fast.
3.Overload one side of the off.line -Split the virus somehow,and attack one side of it more than the other.
4.Spread out your receivers which creates man and draw underneath -Create of system of clones for you anti-virus who will reproduce themselves to defend against the defensive clones.

This all might sound silly to you and I have no way of knowing if any of these processes
are even technically possible.But your words did sound like football to me, and some of these ways are what they use on a football field to defeat what is currrently going on.Something is better than nothing.With your expertise you might be able to design something on one of these formats and defeat these Chicago Bear viruses!

Peace!

HAHAHA at both yous!

The problem is I am trying to play the game on it's own turf (I'm trying to work in the infected Windows where the virus already saw the past video clips of my plays so it knows how to react to my every move. I'm at Soldier field.
In the end I'm gonna win, I always win.

Numerous hours later I finally got the thing tame enough to let me move the guys shit to an external hard drive (which will be scanned for residuals by my AV server on MY TURF!) and I will reinstall windows after completely erasing the dudes hard drive, effectively nuking soldier field off the planet and repopulating it as Lambeau Field, aka Title Town, aka the Frozen Tundra, aka my turf again.




I wish I could explain this to that guy just like that BTW, when he's like, "You done yet?"

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