Yo Rchecka....what happened to you on your trip out to Portland, son?!! I caught the news of what happened....


***jacked from a news website...and slightly modified***


Would-be Jedi jailed over lightsaber attack
33-year-old targeted shoppers, police with 'Star Wars' toys

msnbc.com staff and news service reports
updated 1/31/2012 4:43:19 AM ET 2012-01-31T09:43:19



Rchecka, pleaded no contest to assault and resisting arrest on Monday.



PORTLAND, Oregon — An Oregon judge has used his force to order a 45-day jail sentence and mental health evaluation for a would-be Jedi who attacked toy store customers with a pair of lightsabers.

Rchecka, told Judge Kenneth Walker that he is already seeking mental health treatment. Rchecka also apologized to his victims.

The Oregonian reported that Rchecka pleaded no contest Monday to assault and resisting arrest.

Canterbury had a "Star Wars" lightsaber in each hand as he swung at three customers last Dec. 14 at a Toys R Us store, Portland police said. He carried the lightsabers outside the store and swung at police.

According to The Oregonian, police attempted to shoot Rchecka with a Taser but the suspected deflected one of the wires away.

Officers eventually wrestled him to the ground.

No one was injured, the newspaper reported.

Rchecka has been banned from the toy store.

The Associated Press and msnbc.com staff contributed to this report.



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Yo Rchecka....what happened to you on your trip out to Portland, son?!! I caught the news of what happened....


***jacked from a news website...and slightly modified***


Would-be Jedi jailed over lightsaber attack
33-year-old targeted shoppers, police with 'Star Wars' toys

According to The Oregonian, police attempted to shoot Rchecka with a Taser but the suspected deflected one of the wires away.

^I was using Darth Maul's double saber, the dumbass cops couldn't get their puny taser wires thru it.

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