Name some "needs" that need to be fulfilled by technology that hasn't been invented yet.

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1. A robot that smells dog feces and scoops up yard turds and stores it in a container that holds like 2 pounds of dog turds before it is full. Something like the robot vacuum cleaner. My son can't have a dog because this invention doesn't exist.

2. Underwear for men that absorbs horrible late night man fart smells and replaces it with the smell of roses or something. Some nights I can't have sex with my wife because this invention doesn't exist.

3. An alarm clock that grabs you with robot hands and shakes you till you wake up without disturbing your wife. Sometimes my wife has to shake me awake as I snooze thru a loud obnoxious radio commercial blaring on the alarm clock.

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A non douchey in ear blue tooth

looks like one has just been invented, by the Italians (for my wants)....






...a double-barrel .45.




speaking of "double barrel".....












peace.

^Great album.

But trust me, you need the fart-to-flower drawers more than you need that piece.

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