This is hilarious. Long-running British magazine Viz tackles the thorny issue of waiting in for a f***ing parcel in the form of a board game.

WARNING: NSFW language.

Sample:

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You see the delivery van pull up outside your house. However, before you can get to the door, the driver sprints up your path, stuffs a 'Sorry You Were Out' card through your letterbox, sprints back down to his van and accelerates away in a squeal of tyres. GO BACK TO THE START.


‎15. You decide to stand right behind he door all day with your hand on the latch. Eight hours into your vigil, a 'Sorry You Were Out' card is pushed through your letterbox, the bell rings and you hear the sound of running feet. Quickly, you yank the door open and shout to the driver, who is already putting his van into gear. Sprinting out of he house, you clear the gate in a single bound and throw yourself onto the bonnet to stop him. Reluctantly, he hands over the parcel and you sign the delivery notice. Back inside the house, you realise this isn't your parcel. MISS A TURN while you fantasise about turning up at the depot carrying a machine gun and several belts of bullets.

‎18. Go to the end of the path in your slippers and look up and down the street again whilst clenching and unclenching your fists.

‎19. Go outside and check your doorbell is working.

....you get the idea. Well worth checking out.

HAHA - that's pretty funny!

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...while you fantasise about turning up at the depot carrying a machine gun and several belts of bullets.

^^that's pretty gangsta...talk about, "going postal" - in a reverse way. LOL






peace.

LOL at this.

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